Good call on the bright colors, your predators will think you are poisonous and won’t eat you.
Not sure if your new hairstyle is working? Well here is another bad sign for your hair: It blends in with Sunkist packages…
Miss/Sir, is it difficult to shave with those cute mittens on?
Ummm, yeah,the Outdoor living sign is there to let you know the type of products they sell inside, not a sign to inform you were pitch you tent to stake your claim at Walmart.