Listen, I don’t need a cardboard sign to point out Strawberry Shortcake’s disturbed sister. She does a fine enough job getting attention on her own. Although, if I were her I’d be a little more careful with that cake purse at Walmart; Someone is bound to snatch that up and try eating it.
I’ll tell ya what buddy let me go ahead and take a worldwide vote and see who all wouldn’t want to be born a white male in America. I’m sure you and the 3 other idiots will be new best friends. Geez, this guy would hit the lottery and bitch about the taxes.
To all you “bros” out there that think they are bringing it by rocking oversized sunglasses, a headband, and a creatively worded tank-top, take a look at this guy and contemplate everything you’re doing wrong because he is all that is man. All that is man!
Side boob – not always as good as it sounds. By the way, that’s advice for both having it and looking at it.