If you want to be a smart-ass and wear a shirt that says that, how ’bout next time you don’t pussy out by putting a picture of the pyramids located in another country! Try a picture of a tobacco field or something and let me know how long it takes until you get knocked the f*ck out.
Okay, someone please tell me if there is some law I don’t know of that requires all twins to dress the same! Seriously, there must be something that is forcing them to do this, because I find it hard to believe a person would willingly dress exactly like a someone who looks like they are going to a Ska concert.
Why are you buying crayons? I’m pretty sure you happen to be wearing all 64 colors anyway!
I would LOVE to know where the hell you are going wearing your pleather vest open for the world to enjoy, some sort of boating beanie cap, and buying a tailgate chair. Since odds are that you probably never made it back, I’d like our fans to submit some suggestions of where they think you went….