When it comes to being bootylicious everyone knows of the vicious rivalry between the twerk team and the apple bottoms. Which side of the crack does your allegiance fall on?
Listen my adorable little Generation Z kid. One day you’ll learn if you treat them right you don’t have to hold onto them so they don’t run away.
I probably should have listened a little more carefully when I was asked to be a judge for the next Little Miss Muffin-Top. However, if I have to suffer then so do you. Who wears the crown…which will probably be too small.
Okaaaaayyy. You see, I thought the whole stick figure sticker people on the back of your car was kinda weird and unnecessary but I see you’re on a war path to one-up everyone. Anyway, I’m sure your little blessings just love it when you drop them off at school.