Why would you have less clothing on in Walmart than you usually would at the beach?
C’mon man. Everybody knows that if you are going to wear tear-away pants, you gotta wear shorts underneath. There is always that one asshole who likes to grab and pull just so you are sitting there in your underwear.
Congrats Jim Bob, it only took you 37 years.
I’ve heard of parents buying booze for their kids, but this is just ridiculous.