Featured Creature

12.06.

Who’s Your Daddy?

I’m not sure who Big Daddy is or what precisely he possesses on you, but judging by the font I have to assume he is a Chinese restaurant sign.

Virginia

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07.27.

All Eyes On Me

♫ These eyes. They long to hold you again! ♫

New Jersey

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08.04.

From The Creators Of PeopleofWalmart.com: Your Kid’s Art Sucks!

It’s gone on long enough that children have been given a pass for being cute and innocent. Now it’s time for them to stand in line and take their lickings like the rest of us. The bad news for them? They have to face the caption writer of PoWM. The good news for us? We get to see it. Please click here or the photo above to check out the newest addition to our network.

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10.03.

Candy Is Dandy But Swine Is Fine!

Wait what? I don’t even know what you’re protesting. I mean, I know what all three of those words mean, but I highly doubt someone in the Walton family is in a dark barn somewhere with jumper cables hooked up to some pig’s nipples. Sure they probably buy from factories that do it but to be fair, have you tasted bacon? I’d torture my mother if it meant delicious bacon could be enjoyed.

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