Featured Creature

02.27.

WWIB: Crack Fiends

So much crack you’ve got the dope fiends on the corner starting to circle. Which one are you gonna take a hit off of? I mean shiiiit, the ones already got me seeing pink elephants so you know that’s so potent stuff right there.

Florida

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04.16.

Taking A Back Seat

Yeah sure, she’s the one looking at me like I’m the one stuck in the bottom of the stroller instead of properly in the seat. The nerve of some infants!

California

15 Comments California  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Parenting

02.24.

Heed Advice Or Fondle Boobies?

Just because your shirt might be inherently truthful doesn’t make them appropriate for public use. I just can’t decide which one I’d never wear more. I mean, sure we love big ol’ boobies in America (to be honest what country doesn’t?) but you can never pass up quality advice like not being a dick. I’m torn.

New Hampshire

7 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  New Hampshire  //  Profane Shirts  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Who Wears It Better?

06.22.

The Heat Is On

I kept asking myself what the Oklahoma City Thunder were missing to put them over the top and the answer was right in front of me! Oh and in case you live under a rock, LeBron won a championship. How will he celebrate? Will he win more? How does Cleveland feel? Where does he rank all-time? Will this silence critics? What is he gonna read next? How much corn is in his poop? Does he like the marshmallow parts of cereal? Find the answers to these questions and more on ESPN for the next 3 months!

Oklahoma

14 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Oklahoma  //  Walmart Fashion