Mommy, how come Barbie never gets older?…..Because she would haunt your dreams hunny, that’s why.
A bumper sticker seems have the same effect but do what you gotta do.
I see the creatine. I see the sweatbands. I get it, you like to work out. Just remember one thing: two half shirts don’t make a whole.
Hey Mother Goose, please put some clothes on or eat a cheeseburger because it looks like those little duckies will be waddling away pretty soon.