♫ These eyes. They long to hold you again! ♫
It’s gone on long enough that children have been given a pass for being cute and innocent. Now it’s time for them to stand in line and take their lickings like the rest of us. The bad news for them? They have to face the caption writer of PoWM. The good news for us? We get to see it. Please click here or the photo above to check out the newest addition to our network.
Wait what? I don’t even know what you’re protesting. I mean, I know what all three of those words mean, but I highly doubt someone in the Walton family is in a dark barn somewhere with jumper cables hooked up to some pig’s nipples. Sure they probably buy from factories that do it but to be fair, have you tasted bacon? I’d torture my mother if it meant delicious bacon could be enjoyed.
That might be the most gangster shit I’ve ever seen. Oh, did I say gangster? I meant sad. That’s really sad. You need friends.