If I had to pick my favorite type of clown, it would be Homey D. Clown but a close second would be hobo clowns. It’s like they are happy but sad at the same time. It intrigues me.
Ladies, we all know you can’t resist the urge to jump in the sack with a guy who has a creative t-shirt on suggesting some action, so I need to ask you – which of these two are you going home with? Do you wanna toss back a few brews with Mr. Bandana or go on a mustache ride?
Police approached a suspected shoplifter that had been observed by Walmart Loss Prevention. Deciding he didn’t want to be arrested, the shoplifter resisted and attempted to run. After numerous commands to “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND,” he did not comply, so the police officers offered to help him out, with the aid of a taser gun! Which is awesome. If you’ve never seen someone get tasered in person I highly suggest you put that on your bucket list.