Featured Creature

12.19.

The Family Portrait

Let me tell you how glad I am my family made it through the weird creepy portrait stage of our lives unscathed. Probably because Walmart wasn’t as popular back then. Actually, F that theory, this is weird in any generation.

Unknown

21 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Parenting  //  Walmart Fashion

12.03.

Love It Or Leave It?

Some guys just know exactly what to say to pick up the chicks. Which clever pick-up line would you ladies fall for?

New Mexico & Washington

2 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  New Mexico  //  Profane Shirts  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Washington  //  Who Wears It Better?

02.11.

Zero On Flappy Bird

Yaaaa go ahead and type in your pin lady. I gotta see this! I have enough trouble hitting those damn touch screen buttons with my well manicured phalanges, so it looks like you are going to be there for days.

Tennessee

1 Comment Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Tennessee  //  Walmart Fashion

12.05.

Lube Me Up Buttercup

I started laughing at this old dude picking out some sex lube until I realized he is getting more action than I am and I’m 28 years old. Whomp whomp. Joke’s on me I guess. Keep swinging that thing old timer!

Pennsylvania

20 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Pennsylvania  //  Random