Nothing gets me going on Mondays like some nipples! Am I right people? So which titty city would you rather visit between these two?
Sure, we all know those dookies where you gotta drop the drawers while you have a second to breathe during those tight cheek races to the promise land. Most of us just hope it’s never in public or caught on camera. Others show us why we hope that.
Fun fact: For the first 2 weeks after a new moon, the moon is visible in the daytime!
Personally, I applaud you. I’ve been waiting years for today’s youth to finally popularize jean jackets custom made with your trucker name, but I guess they are all too busy wearing vampire stuff. So 10 – 4 Cinderella Gypsy, I’m right behind you, this is Midnight Jackhammer signing off.