Dude, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news (I think) is that you’ve got some perky titties. The bad news is they’re lopsided as f*ck. Nobody likes unparallelled boobies. Believe that.
That jacket is f*ckin ROSS!….Diana Ross that is.
Eye see what you did there! Huh? Right? “Eye see”! Huh? Huh?…you know what, screw you people and cyclopes here, I’m gonna go hang myself. I don’t need this crap.
Oh looky looky what we’ve got here. A good ol’ fashion tail spin off! Once and for all we can settle the debate on which tail is better, head or ass. Aaaaaand fight!