You look like Babe Ruth’s gay brother…Gabe Ruth.
Listen up people, if you’re gonna be a flasher then do it the right way like this pro. Notice the flannel robe which adds more of a dramatic flare to the event than your typical trench coat; Check out the spray bottle filled with baby oil to give everything a nice gleam; And of course only a true expert flashers hires a personal fluffer to follow him around handle the goods. So do it right or don’t do it at all.
Oh wow that’s neat, JanSport came out with a new flesh colored fanny-pack….wait…wait a minute…hold on…that can’t be…is it really?…..OH MY DEAR GOD! Someone come and stab me in the neck so I’m distracted from this pain!
This is more of a “Who doesn’t wear it better?” This is a tough decision because obviously both Mr. Tank-top tan and Mr. Saggy bottoms have what it takes to pick up ladies, which is actually more surprising than the fact that they’re shirtless. Personally I’m partial to Mr. Saggy bottoms for doing it without the summer beachwear, but that’s just me.
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