When you are swimming in as much vagina as this guy, you need to wear goggles.
What’s so creepy about having a homemade shirt with multiple pictures of Winona Ryder on it? Oh, everything? Yeah that’s what I figured. Not stalkerish at all.
Okay, Mr. Schwinn-f***ing-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike? Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they’re f***ing six!
Just to give you kids a quick tip for life: If you really want that sweet, sweet prison tattoo look without all the negative things that come with going to prison, just have your tattoo “artist” do it with their opposite hand. Same quality craftsmanship result with little to no rape and beatings.