Just once I’d like to see someone inside a Walmart with a tattoo that either makes sense or doesn’t look like a bag of dicks. I don’t have the full view so I can’t tell if you’re male or female but God knows you don’t look like those women nor do you get those women. And Jumpman? Seriously? You? Jumpman? I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
My thoughts exactly Katt Williams. Unless you’re trying to find Waldo, I’m not quite sure why maps still exist in 2014.
I don’t get it, are you part of the 99% that loves Christmas trees? Because I feel like your percentages might be off there. I have to assume between people of non-Christian religious beliefs and people like myself that like fake trees because I don’t want to clean up and water a tree, that there has to be more than 1% of people who don’t like Christmas trees.
Do mullets look better on Instagram? Is everything better with bacon? You know it!