“I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.”
You both love it, and i’m gonna need A LOT of it to even think about it…
Okay, Mr. Schwinn-f***ing-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike? Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they’re f***ing six!
Should I be surprised that it’s a child putting the stroller together?