What’s so creepy about having a homemade shirt with multiple pictures of Winona Ryder on it? Oh, everything? Yeah that’s what I figured. Not stalkerish at all.
Okay, Mr. Schwinn-f***ing-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike? Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they’re f***ing six!
Just to give you kids a quick tip for life: If you really want that sweet, sweet prison tattoo look without all the negative things that come with going to prison, just have your tattoo “artist” do it with their opposite hand. Same quality craftsmanship result with little to no rape and beatings.
Ohhh I get it. Like FedEx, but with your penis. Good one pap-pap! – I’m not really sure what it is about men where the older we get the more public pervy we get. I mean, we are always pervs we just show it more once we hit our Grandpa years. Maybe because it’s funnier that way. Don’t believe me? Check out the new trailer for Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa coming to a theater near you October 25th and laugh your ass off.