There is no joke to this. You drove a f***ing car through a store. There aren’t harsh enough words to express what a moron you are.
It looks like clothing isn’t the only thing you are terrible at picking.
I wonder if our Holiday Man went full force this St. Patty’s Day and got completely fall down drunk before his trip to Walmart. It would certainly make things more interesting.
It’s Snoopy D-O-Double Gizzle stoppin’ by the Wal for some juice to go with that gin.