Son, you were just a squirmy glimmer of hope in your dad’s ballbag when King Koopa came out. Stop playing around like you know the real deal Mario Brothers.
Did she reach into her fupa pouch and pull out a few Coors Lights to have while she was shopping? I can’t say yes, I can’t say no, but I can say I would not tap those Rockies.
Dear Parents: Like it or not you are role models not drug dealers, so try not to “hook ’em while they’re young” or we as a society have to deal with a vicious cycle of sh*t. Although on second thought, you are simply creating future PoWM creatures so I guess I should just thank you for keeping us in business for years to come.
So bright and distracting, like a big ball of colorful yarn. You’re lucky there isn’t an enormous cat around.