Hey Magic School Bus Lady! Don’t worry sugar, you won’t have to suffer through reading that boring newspaper much longer because our book, People of Walmart Shop & Awe, will be out September 7th! Who knows, you might find yourself in it. Plus the print should be big enough that you don’t have to hold it so close to your face. Check it out here!
I guess this little piggy literally went to the market. Now if you don’t mind, while you’re eating roast beef, I’m gonna go wee wee wee all the way home!
Yet another spectacle from the Chinese Wal-Marts. That can’t be sanitary…
Miss, if you don’t find the rest of you shirt and stop sticking that leg out like a hitchhiker, I will hit you with my cart.