Ohhh sweet pearly whites of winter, it’s never a good thing when it looks like you can tuck the old boys into your hip pockets. Seriously, cleavage isn’t suppose to start at your bellybutton.
WHO THE F*CK BAKES COOKIES IN THEIR CAR?!?!
When you’re too lazy to go outside to see if it’s hot or cold…
Roses are red, violets are blue, those boot say stripper, those jeans do too.