Ever wonder how they pick which employee gets their picture on the wall for employee of the month? Innovative thinkers.
Girl, you got your bootylicious bubblegum out for the whole world to see and those flippy floppies won’t cover up a damn thing! Sick covert over the shoulder selfie by the way. Hope you don’t get fired.
What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water to other parts of your hand. I can only imagine what it’s doing to your taint.
What? Cap’n Crunch needs to go grocery shopping too…Probably not the best PR move buying Cheerios in public, but even the Cap’n probably gets sick of eating the same cereal every day.