Featured Creature

08.08.

Takin’ A Leak

Once again we see the unfair double standards of society! When I pull my pants down. take out my wenis and piss in a Walmart I get called a weirdo and a creep as I’m being arrested, but apparently when tiny Thor here takes out his hammer everything is whatevs. It’s all malarkey and I’m not gonna stand for it anymore!

Hawaii

60 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Hawaii  //  Parenting

01.07.

It’s All Good Baby, Baby!

This might be the worst drive-by tragedy since Notorious B.I.G.

Georgia

1 Comment Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Georgia  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion

11.30.

Hey There Sweet Cheeks!

“Hello, can I get these dollar bills changed out for a few twenties? If you could just jam them into my thong that would be great! Kisses.”

Florida

65 Comments Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Funny  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion

08.23.

Sneaky Sneaky

Now that’s some next level stealth shit that just blew my f*cking mind! Just really impressed over here, I’m leaving it at that. Oh yeah, and her back titties look like the droopy jowls of a bulldog.

Kentucky

42 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Kentucky  //  Random  //  Walmart Fashion