Once again we see the unfair double standards of society! When I pull my pants down. take out my wenis and piss in a Walmart I get called a weirdo and a creep as I’m being arrested, but apparently when tiny Thor here takes out his hammer everything is whatevs. It’s all malarkey and I’m not gonna stand for it anymore!
This might be the worst drive-by tragedy since Notorious B.I.G.
“Hello, can I get these dollar bills changed out for a few twenties? If you could just jam them into my thong that would be great! Kisses.”
Maybe now you’ll think twice before you start bitching about how bad of a Monday you’re having!