Maybe now you’ll think twice before you start bitching about how bad of a Monday you’re having!
Now that’s some next level stealth shit that just blew my f*cking mind! Just really impressed over here, I’m leaving it at that. Oh yeah, and her back titties look like the droopy jowls of a bulldog.
Ahhh what the shit? Apparently the only thing lower than the prices are your sense of decency and self-worth. I hate to be the employee that gets called to the cleanup on that aisle from the creeper with a greasy mustache that you know is behind the camera lens.
The candy is free but the emotional scars will cost you your innocence and likely years of expensive therapy. That’s called the ol’ bait & switch folks, that’s how they get you in. Remember, nothing in life is truly free.