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04.09.

Rippin’ It Up

Hole-ly moly! I don’t mean to be the bearer of bad news, but even without the hole I don’t think those jeans were gonna work for you.

Ohio

63 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Ohio  //  Walmart Fashion

04.09.

Unedited For Your Enjoyment

So I had an interesting night. Some Bitch at Walmart was being a Bitch & said that she would laugh if Brittney got hurt & she wouldn’t call an amb. I said a few things & said id beat her ass & they trued 2 say Haley said it. I said I said id beat that bitches ass I don’t give a f**k. I said it like 20 times. O Mark went off on a diff lady cuz she got in there face. (I so can’t wait tell I have this baby cuz the next bitch is mine. I don’t care if she’s in her 40s maybe older – don’t fuck with my kids). Hope ic her on the street someday when she doesn’t have a Walmart worker do her job. Lol… What a BIG P***

1 Comment Funny  //  Stories

04.09.

The Morning After

Hey! Don’t be nice to that evil bunny! It’s because of him that I’m in a mixture between sugar shock and a food coma. Yeah sure, I guess he didn’t force me to eat all that food and suck down all that candy, but I’m blaming him anyway!

Texas

24 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random  //  Texas

04.09.

Craigslisting

Well, I have my own place so I’m good on that part. Hopefully you find your new roommate soon. But more importantly I like this mobile personal ad you’ve got going on. In fact, I shall call it “Craigslisting” and I declare that it is the new viral trend. Now get your asses to Walmart & send us some pics of you Craigslisting!

New Hampshire

35 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  New Hampshire  //  Random