Yeah, nobody ever talks about Rapunzel’s trashy sister Jayden. Although to be fair, a love story about forbidden love & long hair is much more interesting than stealing packs of cigarettes from the gas station for your boyfriend/pimp.
Oh, you put your little evil disease machine in a diaper, that makes everything cool. Please don’t worry about that furry ball of hate biting someone.
No pants & just a bikini bottom to Walmart eh? Hmm, I’d be worried about getting something worse than sand stuck to your ass!