Funny
04.04.

Yeah, nobody ever talks about Rapunzel’s trashy sister Jayden. Although to be fair, a love story about forbidden love & long hair is much more interesting than stealing packs of cigarettes from the gas station for your boyfriend/pimp.
Colorado
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Colorado // Featured Creature // Funny // Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear // Walmart Fashion
04.03.

Oh, you put your little evil disease machine in a diaper, that makes everything cool. Please don’t worry about that furry ball of hate biting someone.
Florida
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Animals // Featured Creature // Florida // Funny
04.03.

I’ll make this a choose your own ending caption. For the nerdy ending see caption A, for the less nerdy ending see caption B.
A: This must be the Dungeon Master’s car.
B: This must be Shonuff’s car (mad points if you get that reference).
Florida
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Featured Creature // Funny // Georgia // Vehicles
04.03.

No pants & just a bikini bottom to Walmart eh? Hmm, I’d be worried about getting something worse than sand stuck to your ass!
Texas
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Featured Creature // Funny // Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear // Texas // Walmart Fashion