Funny

03.15.

Double Dribble

There’s not a college player in the entire tournament that could dunk those basketballs!

Arizona

63 Comments Arizona  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion

03.15.

Thong Spotting

I stopped by my local Walmart to quickly use the bathroom. I went inside and noticed an elderly greeter at the doors. Wanting to be nice, I said hello as I approached. The guy said nothing. I did a bit of a double take (since when do Walmart greeters not say hello?!) and he turned back to me with a somewhat dazed look. “Oh, I’m sorry. I was checking out that lovely lady over there.” I was a little creeped out, but I nodded and said, “Yeah”. “It’s the perfect job for that kind of thing, you know” he said, giving me a bit of a wink. I looked back. The woman was morbidly obese. To give him credit, the woman’s thong was falling out. She wasn’t a creature, but she certainly wasn’t attractive.

16 Comments Funny  //  Stories

03.15.

Get Your Goat

I can’t tell what excites me more, the fact that they found a beard or the toy goat!

Oklahoma

1 Comment Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Oklahoma  //  Random

03.14.

Young At Heart

I’d like to say that we are all just big kids at heart, but the problem with that is kids shouldn’t even be doing this. So congratulations, you are both old and dumb.

Iowa

61 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Iowa  //  Random