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Funny

03.27.

Let Me See That Thong

“We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about.”

Illinois & Indiana

Rating: 6.7/10 (55 votes cast)

Rating: +12 (from 14 votes)

03.26.

The Angry Bird

I would take offense if that middle finger didn’t look like it was hack-jobbed into your head by an angry child.

Indiana

Rating: 6.0/10 (34 votes cast)

Rating: +4 (from 8 votes)

1 Comment Featured Creature // Funny // Indiana // Walmart Fashion

03.26.

I Just Peed A Little

Listen, you don’t have to tell me how this is a medical issue, I get that and it sucks donkey balls. What I don’t get is why we need to let that boy hang outside of our pants for the world to see? You think I wanna be walking down the aisle not paying attention because I’m peeping that new Beiber CD and bump into your warm bag of piss? Well I don’t!!!

North Carolina

Rating: 6.8/10 (45 votes cast)

Rating: +8 (from 18 votes)