Funny
03.27.
Let Me See That Thong
“We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about.”
Illinois & Indiana
43 Comments03.26.
The Angry Bird
I would take offense if that middle finger didn’t look like it was hack-jobbed into your head by an angry child.
Indiana
1 Comment03.26.
I Just Peed A Little
Listen, you don’t have to tell me how this is a medical issue, I get that and it sucks donkey balls. What I don’t get is why we need to let that boy hang outside of our pants for the world to see? You think I wanna be walking down the aisle not paying attention because I’m peeping that new Beiber CD and bump into your warm bag of piss? Well I don’t!!!
North Carolina
1 Comment03.26.
WWIB: Rows Of Corn
Dear all white people,
You look like shit in cornrows so please knock it off.
Okay folks, I have no idea how you can even try to pick a winner in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?” here, but try your best.
Florida & Ohio
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