Page 1717 of 1833
<
1
...
1712
1713
1714
1715
1716
1717
1718
1719
1720
1721
...
1833
>

Funny

03.12.

D.U.I.

A Wilmington man is in jail, accused of driving drunk *inside* a local Walmart store while carrying a gun.

Officers say 25 year old Owen Stevens was riding in a battery-operated cart at the Walmart in Wilmington on Wednesday night around 11 p.m. He was reportedly crashing into store displays. Fellow shoppers also noticed that Stevens had a gun.

When cops got to the store, they found Stevens had an empty holster-but found the gun in a backpack near the front doors. They say Stevens as “highly intoxicated.” The gun was not loaded.

Stevens is charged with disorderly conduct and having weapons while intoxicated.

Rating: 7.1/10 (38 votes cast)

Rating: +1 (from 5 votes)

03.12.

Gut Reaction

I know you have that look on your face because you think people are staring at you like you were caught red-handed stealing $5 DVDs, but really it’s because they are grossed out at the smudge marks your gut is leaving on the bin.

California

Rating: 7.3/10 (46 votes cast)

Rating: +1 (from 7 votes)

52 Comments California // Featured Creature // Funny // Walmart Fashion

03.12.

Caption Contest!

Let’s start the week out right with a caption contest! Give us your best guess at her superhero name and then pray you’re never in danger and in need of her help! Funniest name wins one doll hair.

Georgia

Rating: 7.0/10 (37 votes cast)

Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)