Listen, I get it, sometimes it’s a pain in the ass to return things at Walmart and I too have considered giving the associate the ol’ stinky pinky, but then I realize that I’m a human being and not a monkey so that’s where that thought process in my head stops. I’m starting to really question yours.
Here is the downside to this picture: You still brought your Avian flu ridden bird into Walmart. However, the upside to this is that when it takes a shit, it’s gonna roll down your face & not mine.
A Wilmington man is in jail, accused of driving drunk *inside* a local Walmart store while carrying a gun.
Officers say 25 year old Owen Stevens was riding in a battery-operated cart at the Walmart in Wilmington on Wednesday night around 11 p.m. He was reportedly crashing into store displays. Fellow shoppers also noticed that Stevens had a gun.
When cops got to the store, they found Stevens had an empty holster-but found the gun in a backpack near the front doors. They say Stevens as “highly intoxicated.” The gun was not loaded.
Stevens is charged with disorderly conduct and having weapons while intoxicated.
I know you have that look on your face because you think people are staring at you like you were caught red-handed stealing $5 DVDs, but really it’s because they are grossed out at the smudge marks your gut is leaving on the bin.