That flower pattern on your dress really brings out the color in your testicles. Next stop: Project Runway!
I can’t really blame the guy; I mean, it’s a bitch trying to find a decent parking spot at Walmart and sometimes you just gotta take a stand regardless of how many plants or people you run over!
FORT PAYNE, Ala., Dec. 1 (UPI) — Two DeKalb County, Ala., teens were
arrested for allegedly setting off deer urine bombs in a Walmart
store, causing more than $11,000 in damage, police say.
A release from the Fort Payne Police Department said Clint Taylor
Bailey, 18, of Fort Payne, and Christopher Lamar Weathers, 18, of
Dawson, were caught on surveillance video entering the Fort Payne
Walmart store’s sporting goods area and taking two deer urine bombs,
The Gadsen (Ala.) Times reported.
The two then allegedly took the bombs to the clothing department and
set them off in pockets of clothing, the release said.
Taylor and Weathers were arrested Tuesday and charged with theft and
criminal mischief. Bond for each was set at $13,000.
Well it looks like little Bobby is still flying his Radio Flyer all over the world to escape that awful abusive drunk Alec Baldwin.