You know how I like to start my hump day? With a big breakfast of bottom biscuits. How ’bout you?
Okay, rappers are taking this whole “what you got in your trunk” thing a little too far. I can put up with packing your car with 157 big ass speakers, but using live people is just ridiculous. We get it, you have money, stop showing off!
I didn’t know they moved Pennsylvania all the way east to the Jersey shore! Remind me not to go back home to PA anytime soon, because I’m not in the mood to get any of the…hepatitises? Hepatiti? The Heps? Hip hop anonymous? I don’t know, but the point is I don’t want any of them.
Congrats to Alabama for winning the National Championship last night by shutting out LSU 21-0. Sure there wasn’t a TD scored until the 4 minute mark in the 4th quarter of the 2nd game these two played this year, but I’m cool with defensive players finally getting paid in college! Why should it just be quarterbacks & running backs that get bags of cash? So congrats for now, but forgive me for expecting every National Championship for the past 5 years to eventually be taken away by scandal.