Oh sweetheart, you’re just like those little hard chalky candy hearts on Valentine’s Day…you think you’re being sweet and delicious, but really nobody actually likes you. Yet for some reason we just can’t stay away.
Oh Valentine’s Day, that wonderful time of year where you spend time with someone or in this case something you love. I mean, most men end up being rats anyway, right ladies? Right? I said am I right ladies?!?!
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Holiday Man and everyone here at People of Walmart. We all hope you’ve found your special WalCreature to love!
This is what we in the industry call a “sure thing”…and by industry I mean pretty much anyone above the age of 13 that knows what she is referencing.