“Can you hear me now?” – Yes, because I’m your imaginary friend, I can hear everything you say. At least that’s how I think that convo played out. What are your thoughts?
Holy shit that’s a lot of awesomeness packed into one dude! I’ll tell you this much though, the minute I have an opening for a bouncer at a sleazy back alley porno shoot, I’m giving this guy a call.
Didn’t I just see a Dodge commercial making fun of all these smaller cars trying to carry big items? I always thought that was a bit stupid too, but ask me 100 times if I’d rather have a minivan or a Corvette and you’ll get the same “Corvette” answer 120 times. Hell, I’ll strap the kids and their soccer balls to the back of the Vette before I rock the minivan.
Really? That’s the man of your dreams? He must screw like a champ to hold that type of power over you, because from my viewpoint he looks too fugly to do telemarketing. Dream big kids!