Oh yeah I’m sure she can see exactly where she is going and won’t run into a single person because Walmart is usually pretty empty. Although I guess people hang all that stupid shit from their rearview mirror in their cars so why should this be any different? (Fun fact: Hanging objects from your rearview mirror is illegal in most states.)
I don’t know what the hell this is. I know it doesn’t belong walking around in Walmart and it will likely wake me in my sleep tonight, but the bottom line is I literally have no idea what this is, and I’m kinda happy about that.
Gotta pick up a few more bananas to fill up your banana hammock?
Rainbow socks: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = weird. Rainbow suspenders: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = ridiculous. Pigtails: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = creepy. Entire package together: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = likes cats way too much.