12 Little ‘Hawks

Here is my beef with this hair: If you want a mohawk, do it right and go the full way. Don’t use the little hairbands to put it up when you are feeling cool just so you can wear your hair down without anyone knowing when it’s not cool. Doing things half-assed garnish no respect from me. Not really sure if everyone out there is trying to earn my respect, but I’d like to think they are.


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47 Comments Arizona  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Mullets/Tails  //  Walmart Fashion

World Class

This might be one of the creepiest things I have ever seen. So much so, that I’m legitimately considering pressing charges. For what? I haven’t the slightest idea, but I will scour all the law books until I find something….On a side note, he would make an awesome Halloween costume and I’m calling dibs.


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66 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Tennessee  //  Walmart Fashion

Makin’ Somethin’ Out Of Nothin’

Let’s get your minds working full blast on Monday. The question now becomes, is she wearing those flesh-colored pants I love so much or nothing at all? Let’s face it, even the right answer here is wrong but I’m sure all of your bosses will thank me later for jump starting your brain today!


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97 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Pennsylvania  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion


The other day I was in Wal-Mart and heading toward the nearest bathroom to make use of the facilities when I was cut off by an older lady in one of the motorized carts Wal-Mart provides. She took the whole cart into the bathroom and promptly drove it toward the handicapped stall. As it happened, I was right behind her again when I went to leave the bathroom. Apparently, in the time it took the lady to use the bathroom, she forgot the physics required to steer her motorized cart out of the exit. This did not however, deter her enthusiasm in any way as she repeatedly slammed the cart into the door frame for a solid 2 minutes…Wrrrrrr BAM!!! Wrrrrr BAM!!! Wrrr BAM.

I was trying to decide the best course of action at this point to resolve the spontaneous traffic jam when a larger, burlier patron behind me walked up and lifted up the cart, old woman and all, and angled it to fit out the door. To this day, I am grateful to her for her efforts resolving the situation.

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People of Walmart - Funny Photos Of Walmart Shoppers - Humor Blog

People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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