When did they start making back-thongs? This is a wardrobe innovation that I of all people needed to be appraised of. I mean, they made back butt floss and didn’t even consult me? The more I think about it, I’m just offended I wasn’t even given a heads up. (Find this post on our Facebook page and “Share” it to be entered in our first $75 gift certificate to HalloweenCostumes.com!)
Do you think Chuck Norris gets sick of hearing about all these epic scenarios and things that he can do? I mean, I could sit here and question the validity of all of them, but if even 1% are true, I’d be in some deep shit so I better play it safe.
My man here has been planking before planking was even cool….which is still actually right now because it’s never been cool.
Okay it’s debate time people. Who wears ’em better (and by “better” we mean which one do you want to cut down at the knees less?) – Angry Red Monster or Goofy Green Girl?