Nope, not a costume folks! I’m pretty sure she is Cousin Itt’s mistress, but that hasn’t been confirmed yet. What has been confirmed is the fact that her hair weighs about 31 lbs and takes over 10 hours to wash. Seriously, that part has actually been confirmed. It doesn’t take me 10 hours to wash my house, car, clothes, dogs and self combined. What level of commitment would you have?
What do Mariachi bands and the NFL have in common?….sorry that wasn’t a set-up to a joke, seriously what the hell do they have in common?
Much like the flocks of men that follow this gal, you follow us and we appreciate it. People Of Walmart just went over 750,000 Facebook fans and we just wanted to say thank you the only way we know how, and that’s to show you some sexy pics like this one above. Imagine the type of mind blowing shit we will throw at you once we hit 1 million! So tell your friends & your family, disable that site blocking software at work, and keep taking pics because we love you all….well most of you anyway.
Why use the old Walmart smiley? Personally I think the PoWM frowny face is more appropriate here. In fact, I’m now personally offended. First pregnant woman to send us a pic of the PoWM smiley face painted on their belly at Walmart gets a signed PoWM book. Fat chicks with bellies need not apply because I specifically said preggers.