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Because of this, I just red, white, and blew out my f*cking brain!
Here is my beef with this hair: If you want a mohawk, do it right and go the full way. Don’t use the little hairbands to put it up when you are feeling cool just so you can wear your hair down without anyone knowing when it’s not cool. Doing things half-assed garnish no respect from me. Not really sure if everyone out there is trying to earn my respect, but I’d like to think they are.
This might be one of the creepiest things I have ever seen. So much so, that I’m legitimately considering pressing charges. For what? I haven’t the slightest idea, but I will scour all the law books until I find something….On a side note, he would make an awesome Halloween costume and I’m calling dibs.