Arkansas
05.07.
#Strapless
I’m sure back in the day that was a “cool” tattoo, but now it just looks like a permanent bra for your man boobs.
Arkansas
21 Comments04.15.
Patricia Cottontail
There are entirely too many bunnies surfacing after Easter. Unless they are Playboy bunnies, I don’t want to see them.
Arkansas
16 Comments04.13.
Too Ugly
At least my man from Deliverance here is honest. Although to be fair, most prostitutes are too ugly to be prostitutes but they manage to do it anyway.
Arkansas
2 Comments03.17.
I’m Torn
It’s never a good thing when your pants look like they’ve just got done trying to break into Kevin McCallister’s house over Christmas break.
Arkansas
14 Comments