Arizona
07.26.
The Squeeze Play
I’d tell him to pull his pants up, but honestly, I don’t think those pants ever stood a chance. The math just doesn’t add up to them fitting here.
Arizona
No Comments07.05.
55 Going On 13
You think it’s ridiculous. I think it’s perfect camo to the police because it took me a good 2-3 minutes to get past all that other stuff going on and realize he was smoking a joint. Plenty of time to make his escape.
Arizona
No Comments06.08.
Double Up
Who needs pockets when you got some big ol’ boobies? I wonder when Ikea will be launching their new boobie shelf storage line?
Arizona
No Comments05.13.
Maruchan Man
Did you ever get so high that you spend 2 hours at Walmart trying to figure out how to heat up ramen noodles in an unplugged microwave?
Arizona
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