Why is it so dark and discolored? I don’t care how many abs you have, if it looks like you’re peering into an alligator’s asshole I don’t think anyone finds that sexy. Now granted I have a total of 0 abs, but I think I speak for the masses here.
It’s always a nice surprise when the muffin tops and the pillow tops or pretty much any gross body part is hanging out AND it’s tatted up something awful. So “Who Inked It Better?” people? Also, is that George W. Bush in her tattoo tree?
Colorado & New Mexico
Twins, bikes, condoms, yes yes yes you don’t even have to tell me what it is, the answer is yes I’m in!
You know who likes the game “Who Wears It Better”? Everybody. Cause it’s awesome. Almost as awesome as two whale tails coming up for air. So who ya got folks? Personally I can’t discount the fact that one whale tale is using a water floatie so that has me all sorts of giddy.
Arkansas & Colorado