It’s time for Who Wears It Better: That’s What Happens When You Swallow Watermelon Seeds Edition. Now I haven’t knocked up a girl yet, so I don’t know firsthand, but I feel like these are the best maternity clothes. However, two of my best buds from college got babies on the way and I’m trying to arrange a dual Walmart labor delivery so we can film it for the site. For some reason their ladies are having a tough time coming around to the idea of giving birth in the frozen food section of Walmart.
Colorado & Missouri
Hahahaha bags on your baby’s head never gets old. Hahahaha, am I right everyone? Hahahaha (seriously keep laughing with me, I’m trying to distract her long enough for child services to sneak up behind her) hahahahaaha.
What’s up Anthony Weiner, way to set a good example for your kids there. Then again judging by the hair, shades, and your accessories it looks like they are already growing up Jersey Shore style anyway, so what the heck right?
I didn’t know you could get trolled offline as well…Huh? Huh? Right? Cause of all the trolls? You know what, I don’t have to answer to you people.