Connecticut

07.30.

Face Sope

Don’t forget to pick up them zuckaretas at the store dear. I love me some zuckaretas.

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07.11.

Booty Patrol

Is this that much of a baller he can pull chicks on a Walmart motorized cart or are her standards just that low?

Connecticut

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02.24.

It Ain’t Hookin’ If Ya Got It

Kinda curious why HBO or Cinemax haven’t picked up my idea for a “Hookin’ at Walmart” reality show.

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12.09.

Straighten Up Your Taxes

Pffft amateur, my accountant does her own dreadlocks at work. So I know I’m all set. Choke on that baby!!

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