Connecticut

07.23.

Off Their Rockers

Is this what happened to all the ladies from the Girls Gone Wild videos? Remember VHS porn? Hilarious. Hell, I just read Fred Willard was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater. Are you kidding me?!?! Those things still exist? That is fantastic. It’s Boogie Nights all over again!…Wow did I get off track there! Anyway, your ass is chalky white and gross, go cover up.

Connecticut & Ohio

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07.19.

WWIB: Heads Or Tails

Is it really even possible to do a “Who Wears It Better?” for these ponytails? Honestly, I don’t think either of these could get much worse so I can’t even begin to try and force you guys to decide which is “better”. However, I can so I will. So you will sit there and stare at this until you decide which is better. If you don’t….well then I really can’t do anything about it.

Connecticut

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07.03.

Wearing The Flag

Flag shirts & overalls…that’s what America does!

Alabama & Connecticut

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01.04.

My Cute Man

Really? That’s the man of your dreams? He must screw like a champ to hold that type of power over you, because from my viewpoint he looks too fugly to do telemarketing. Dream big kids!

Connecticut

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