Facebook Contest!

What a coincidence, I am a dick and I’m making up these rules now – Funniest comment on this post on our Facebook page wins a free shirt from the dicks over at


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Meow Chicka Wow Wow

Looks like we got ourselves a naughty little kitty here….somebody please euthanize her.


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Ladies & gentlemen, in the past I’ve given people some shit for rocking the Rex Kwon-do America pants but I want everyone to bust those bad boys out and rock them proud today. I can only hope one of the soldiers had the good sense to go all Calvin on Osama and piss on his face.

Connecticut & Florida

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Messing With Sasquatch


Let’s go ahead and set aside the part about you being crazy and lonely and bored. Then, for the sake of argument, let’s say Bigfoot is real & you find him…do you plan on capturing him and transporting him in your Focus? Really? (By the way, you might have better luck finding him if you eat Beef Jerky.)


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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.