I asked around to our boys over at GirlsinYogaPants.com and they said that definitively “No, there is no way a front butt would count to get on their site.” So that’s kind of a bummer. (They always think they’re better than us cause they got lovely lady lumps.)
Honestly makes me “wonder” if you’re even a “woman”! Huh? Right? Cause she is dressed as Wonder Woman!?!?! But not as a sexy dress up kind of way and more of a crazy lady next door that you parents make you promise you won’t go near. Right? Guys? Ya with me? Ahhh forget all of you.
We all hope you and your families had a wonderful Easter and didn’t run into either one of these two terrifying Easter bunnies to ruin it and all subsequent Easters.
Iowa & Michigan
Ahhh yes, the old “stuck between a rock and you’re a f*cking moron!”