Iowa
09.24.
The Old Pony
Partial haircut, sleeveless hoodie, jorts….is that your thing? Do you do everything half-assed?
Iowa
31 Comments08.09.
Try It On
If you would like a visual reference as to what you’ve done right with that entire get-up, please look at an old shoebox filled with dog sh*t.
Iowa
3 Comments07.11.
Come, Come, Come And Let Me Out
I’m a genie in a bottle, baby. Gotta rub me the right way, honey.
Iowa
6 Comments06.26.
Pinky Showing Brain
Hey hey there Pinky and the brain! Whatcha got in that fanny pack?…A Yo-Yo? That’s special, what else? 2 Chess pieces? That’s exciting, anything else? Some buttons stuck to an old peppermint and 3 Sacajawea dollars. Fantastic, fantastic! Well you go back to creepin the entire store out mmkay.
Iowa
8 Comments