Ughhh, it looks like you got into a fight with a stubborn octopus like 12 years ago that wouldn’t let go. Knock him off already will ya?
You uhhh, you got your uhhhh, you got your pig purse with you? Oh, you do? Really? Well in that case…WHERE IS YOUR DAMN WALLET?!
For the sake of all men in the world I’m just going to assume that you forgot to put on the other 90% of your Chewbacca costume.