Illinois
02.05.
Bring Back Some Of Those Ice Cubes
I’m over my own confusion and now I just want to see what’s about to go down with a stuffed unicorn and a mannequin torso. Questions I won’t have answered that will ultimately cause my early aneurysm.
Illinois
No Comments12.08.
The Back Bandit
Your slutty back looks like a sleepy cartoon bank robber. Carry on.
Illinois
No Comments10.26.
Sock It To Me
Wowzers. Those socks look like runway lights to a place I don’t want my plane to ever land.
Illinois
No Comments10.12.
In The Limelight
Listen bud, I’m not a chick so perhaps I’m not the best person to be giving you tips, but I have to say lime green doesn’t even look good on actual limes.
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